pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we're making bets on your personal life
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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