i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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