Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
operation harelip BJ is a go
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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