is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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