I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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