the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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