I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
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it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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