everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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