I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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