and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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