yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Randomize
