I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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