Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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