I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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