sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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