i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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