Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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