Nicole vs. Life
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
