i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
dude i'm inner monologue high
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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