Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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