If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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