this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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