Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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