you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
third nipple confirmed
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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