he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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