They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
