This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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