bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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