Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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