Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
