her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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