I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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