Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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