somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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