its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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