Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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