Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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