Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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