Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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