I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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