But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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