I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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