If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
