found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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