She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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