hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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