i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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