8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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