Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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