some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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