why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
My pussy is not your playground.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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