Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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