I cockslap morals
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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