Whoa Z and x make the same sound
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My breasts were aching with rage.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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