So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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